CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #147265
Profile
Capt Obvious
Handle name Capt_Obvious
Civilian
Main organization
Enlisted Jun 11, 2013
Location United States , Arkansas
Fluency English
Website http://www.youtube.com/user/CaptObviousGaming
Bio
Born on Gallifrey, ripped from time, taught the Shwartz by Yogurt (after buying Space Balls the Flamethrower), captained the Enterprise for a short time, got trapped in a living ship with a sexy blue girl, always seeking for the truth that is out there, while searching for the truth he found some doctor in a flying car-time-machine-things, and finally eventually making his way to earth to gain citizenship by going to war against the Arachnid Armies, this Captain is obviously one of great and expansive knowledge and experience. Thus he has become known as, Captain Obvious.