CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #886179
Profile
Eyeklops
Handle name Eyeklops
Grand Admiral
Main organization
Enlisted May 4, 2015
Fluency English
Website http://www.GetLostDingus.com
Bio
I am the legitimate personification of ugly. I am not just ugly in all aspects of the word, I DEFINE it. I'm professionally, physically, hygienically, emotionally, financially, periodontally (duh), ethically, intellectually, socially, morally, physiologically, psychologically, & fundamentally ugly.
I'll steal your kill. I'll steal your loot. I'll steal your salvage. I'll steal your womans. I'll even steal the toilet paper from your stall while you shit. I'll follow you around and mine the same rock as you just to make you relocate more. Lulz, just kidding, mining is for losers, I'll just shoot at your rocks until they blow up. I'll kick your dog for looking too cute until it's not cute anymore. I double space after periods.
I'll steal your kill. I'll steal your loot. I'll steal your salvage. I'll steal your womans. I'll even steal the toilet paper from your stall while you shit. I'll follow you around and mine the same rock as you just to make you relocate more. Lulz, just kidding, mining is for losers, I'll just shoot at your rocks until they blow up. I'll kick your dog for looking too cute until it's not cute anymore. I double space after periods.