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JohnCotelette
Handle name JohnCotelette
Apex Predator
Main organization
Enlisted May 28, 2023
Location France , Nord
Fluency English, French
Website https://www.samueldarras.com
Bio
John "Côtelette" is always plastered yet dominates ground combat in Star Citizen. Despite his heavy drinking, he's a master of weapons and tactics. His opponents constantly underestimate him, thinking he's too drunk to fight straight, but they're dead wrong. Even with a blood alcohol level bordering on lethal, John mercilessly takes down anyone in his path. His shots, guided by a mystical force, always find their mark.
His teammates love him, though his drunken ramblings can be exasperating. "Hey guys, I see double, but that just means twice the targets!" he jokes before wreaking havoc. John navigates between firefights and laughs, unshakable. Côtelette has become an icon for those who believe in mixing combat and drinking. "Maybe don't overdo it, but with good booze, you can work wonders!" he says, raising his glass. Despite his excesses, or because of them, John remains unstoppable, proving that sometimes, being drunk can be a deadly weapon. He drinks so much he doesn't even remember where he's from.
His teammates love him, though his drunken ramblings can be exasperating. "Hey guys, I see double, but that just means twice the targets!" he jokes before wreaking havoc. John navigates between firefights and laughs, unshakable. Côtelette has become an icon for those who believe in mixing combat and drinking. "Maybe don't overdo it, but with good booze, you can work wonders!" he says, raising his glass. Despite his excesses, or because of them, John remains unstoppable, proving that sometimes, being drunk can be a deadly weapon. He drinks so much he doesn't even remember where he's from.