CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #200724
Profile
Lardinho
Handle name Lardinho
Prospector
Main organization
Enlisted Jun 30, 2013
Location United Kingdom , Cardiff [Caerdydd GB-CRD]
Fluency Esperanto
Bio
Made almost entirely of lard, 'Lardinho' excelled at everything throughout school, especially maths, science and languages. Soon after, he dedicated his life in persuit of the perfect pie and along the way making sure he seeks out the finest cake and the finest bacon sammich also.
Not long, around the age of 30 and in the midst of his second childhood of 5, Lard was seconded by the most elite fighting force the world has never known about. Beyond government powers, beyond even the world's toughest, fittest and more elite special forces... based on principals from Earthen British SAS and SBS aided by the SIS... he was imbued with the understanding of at least 6 dimensions, possibly as many as the full 10. Lard and his men became known as 'The Incriment'.
Not long, around the age of 30 and in the midst of his second childhood of 5, Lard was seconded by the most elite fighting force the world has never known about. Beyond government powers, beyond even the world's toughest, fittest and more elite special forces... based on principals from Earthen British SAS and SBS aided by the SIS... he was imbued with the understanding of at least 6 dimensions, possibly as many as the full 10. Lard and his men became known as 'The Incriment'.