CITIZEN DOSSIER

We can put it shortly, I trained under the White Snake Sage and unlocked my ultimate perfect self... I used Sage Mode and Edo Tensei to resurrect countless shinobi from various different villages, all under my control (Swipe right on tinder please, I'm very smart!). I've fought with Itachi Uchiha and after falling into the Izanami genjutsu, I realized who I really was, Kabuto, nobody else.

Moral of the story is; having a snake growing out of your stomach is unpleasant, and equally inconvenient for the ladies.