2NICE / 2NICE

Founded in 2954. I think. Somewhere in Pyro. Probably. Hey man, we definitely took some Neon, maybe some WiDoW … and had a good time. Because we like to have a good time.
We had the goal to beat the best, to become the best—but you know how it is with goals like that … it gets boring if they’re too easy to achieve.

We don’t take things too serious, seriously.

So what do we do now? What do you mean by “now”? Right now, in this moment, or in general now? Now I am talking to you, answering stupid questions.

But in general, we do whatever we like to do.

We like money and fighting, so if we can combine those, that’s awesome. So if you need some protection or, you know, someone really pissed you off—as long as you can pay for it, we can help. We also like to train our rookies and share our knowledge with anyone willing to listen and learn a trick or two.

And besides all that, we don’t like rules.

So if one of our guys robbed you or one of your princess friends, I could not care less. Just hire us next time so it won’t happen again. Easy, right?

We strive to beat the best,
and put our enemies to rest.