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Amish Space Services / AMISH
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Freelancing
Welcome to Amish Space Services or ASS for short. We welcome all willing to embrace and spread the word of the Amish Faith to those across the stars with an open hand, and to all those who oppose the Great Prophet, praise be to him, and his message, we meet with a closed fist.
History
After a completely legitimate, and not made up vision experienced by our Great Prophet, blessed be to him, the Amish people collectively decided that spaceships were fuckin swee…I mean, that it was our duty to spread the Amish lifestyle of simplicity and piety to the stars. That being decided, our people hitched up their wagons and made their way to the nearest spaceport to begin our mighty journey. With that small action of leaving literally everything the Amish people had ever known and cherished behind the mighty ASS was forged and propelled itself onto the galactic stage.
Manifesto
Historically the Amish faith has been about maintaining a simple lifestyle in an attempt to get closer to God, however with both the boon in spacefaring technology, and the birth of our Great Prohet, praise be to him, the Elders of the faith decided to take a more literal approach. When asked what his goal was when founding the mighty ASS organization, the Great Prophet stated that his intent was to “Spread the Amish Faith and Fly Dope ASS ships while doing it” without any further elucidation.
Charter
The ASS was granted their authority by the powers of both the UEE and GOD. By the authority of the previously stated entities they have been granted the rights and priviledges of the Divine, as the Great Prophet, blessed be to him, has declared it as such. Any intent to disrupt or otherwise hinder that Divine goal, whatever it happens to be that day, shall be met with Divine retribution of the highest severity and alacrity.
