Catnip Rescue Alliance / CATNIP

Basically think Dune, but with Catnip instead of Spice Melange. Keep the spaceworms, I don’t want freaking big cats toying with the harvesters.

We achieve harmony with chaos, by embracing the paradoxes and contradictions of existence, and by following one’s own intuition rather than rational rules or dogmas. Meditation is essential for attaining harmony with chaos, as it helps to calm the mind, sharpen the senses, and awaken the inner Catnip that resides in every being. The Catnip Koans are the main sources of wisdom and guidance for the Catnip wisdom, as they contain nonsensical and humorous teachings that challenge the conventional logic and morality, and provoke the seeker to question everything and find their own truth. We are a community of free-spirited individuals who share a common love for Catnip and chaos. We celebrate diversity and creativity, and respect each other’s autonomy and uniqueness. We use pranks, jokes, games, and art as means of expressing themselves, spreading their message, and disrupting the order, the boredom of the world, and to control all the Catnip.

- The world is everything that is the case, and the case is a cat with catnip.
- What is the case, the fact, is the existence of atomic facts, such as “the cat is on the mat” or “the catnip is in the toy”.
- The logical picture of the facts is the thought, which can be expressed in language, such as “the cat enjoys the catnip”.
- The thought is the significant proposition, which can be true or false, depending on whether it agrees with reality, such as “the cat is happy” or “the cat is sad”.
- The proposition is a truth-function of elementary propositions, which are the simplest forms of description of the facts, such as “the cat is on the mat and the catnip is in the toy”.
- The general form of the truth-function is [p, ξ, N(ξ)], where p is an elementary proposition, ξ is a variable, and N is the negation operator, such as “[the cat is on the mat, x, not x]”.
- The logic is the a priori order of the world, which is shown by the structure of the language, such as “the cat is either on the mat or not on the mat”.
- What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence, such as “the essence of the cat” or “the meaning of catnip”.
- Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must meow, such as “meow meow meow meow meow”.