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CIA-Cargo Inspection Agency / CIA1
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Freelancing
We got a jar of DIRT!!
History
Welcome to the Cargo Inspection Agency (CIA), where we take our job of ensuring interstellar cargo integrity very seriously… but not in the way you might think! As the galaxy’s premier (and most feared) space pirates, we specialize in “inspecting” cargo at quantum travel speeds. With our state-of-the-art Faster-Than-Light disruptors, we expertly rip unsuspecting ships out of their cozy warp bubbles, ensuring their journeys are unexpectedly exciting.
Our highly skilled crew of “inspectors” then performs a thorough examination— Uncooperative personnel may be dealt with by means of disabling their ships and liberating their valuable goods. From exotic alien artifacts to cutting-edge tech, if it’s in your hold, it’s probably on our wish list.
We are a legitimate inspection agency! Which allows us to navigate bureaucratic red tape with ease, and our catchy slogan, “Protecting the Galaxy’s Cargo, One Heist at a Time,” adds just the right touch. Join us, and experience firsthand why we’re the most notorious and audacious inspection agency in the universe!
Manifesto
Cargo Inspection Agency (CIA1)
In the vast expanse of the universe, where quantum travel makes the stars closer than ever, a new breed of heroes emerges from the shadows. We are the Cargo Inspection Agency (CIA1), a daring collective of space pirates dedicated to the art of liberation and redistribution of interstellar wealth. Our manifesto is a declaration of our ethos, our mission, and our unapologetic embrace of a life less ordinary.
Article I: The Art of Quantum Liberation
We believe quantum travel should come with a hint of unpredictability. Our mission is to ensure that no cargo reaches its destination un-inspected. Using advanced quantum snare and dampener technology, we intercept ships in quantum travel, providing an essential service to the galaxy by redistributing valuable resources.
Article II: The Honor Among Inspectors
We operate with a code of conduct that distinguishes us from mere thieves our inspectors work exclusively outside of atmosphere. Our redistribution of commodities is performed with precision, respect for the art, and just a touch of salt. We disable ships without “unnecessary harm”, valuing the thrill of the “inspecting” and the skill of the execution.
Article III: The Facade of Legitimacy
Our legitimacy as the Cargo Inspection Agency allows us to navigate through bureaucratic mazes with ease, enabling us to plan and execute our operations with minimal interference. Our slogan, “Protecting the Galaxy’s Cargo, One Heist at a Time,” serves as reminder for those more uncooperative to our “inspections”.
Article IV: The Redistribution of Wealth
In a universe where resources are hoarded by the few, we are the great equalizers. We redistribute the galaxy’s wealth, ensuring that the spoils of our adventures benefit our crew and our allies. We are the balancing force in an unbalanced universe, turning profit into purpose.
Article V: The Spirit of Adventure
We are driven by a thirst for thrill and a love for aUEC. Each mission is a journey into the unexpected, where danger and excitement are our constant companions. We embrace the chaos of the cosmos and the exhilaration of the chase.
Article VI: The Brotherhood of the Stars
Our crew is our family, bound by trust, loyalty, and a shared dream of a life less ordinary. Together, we navigate the treacherous void, supporting one another in the face of adversity. Our bond is forged in the fires of shared risk and mutual reward.
Conclusion
The Cargo Inspection Agency is more than a band of space pirates; we are a movement. A movement dedicated to the thrill of the heist, the art of disruption, and the joy of adventure. We invite kindred spirits to join us in our quest for a life unshackled by the mundane. Together, we will carve our legend into the fabric of the universe, one “inspection” at a time.
Long live the CIA!
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