Daymarian Pirates / DPIRATES

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And beat your lass
Daymarian pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee haze
We take into Stanton space
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Daymarian pirates we

We left our homes and we left our ladies
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
Make you drink recycled pee

And if you fly into our sectors
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Daymarian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Throw you into the airlock
Float you with nothing but a sock
Daymarian pirates we

Daymarian pirates we
Daymarian pirates we

So you want to be a space pirate? Then you have to:

-Have at least one peg leg, eye patch, hook hand or pet
-Bring your own ship
-Don’t comply to authority
-Learn our song ( see manifesto )
-Say NO! to racism