Hello Citizen,
WE ARE THE MOONINITES AND OUR CULTURE IS ADVANCED BEYOND ALL THE YOU CAN POSSIBLY
COMPREHEND WITH 100% OF YOUR BRAIN.
FOR ONE THING THE MOON HAS 1/3 LESS GRAVITY THEN YOUR EARTH, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU CAN
UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT OUR VERTICAL LEAP IS BEYOND ALL MEASUREMENT.
FIRST CONTACT
NEW JERSEY
USA
EARLY 2000’s
Two creatures identified as MOONINITES make contact with humans beginning the 1st Lunar War. Much of the information from that war has been lost, but what has been recovered is quite telling. Here is the transcript from the first every encounter from the Mooninites.
Ignignokt: Hello Carl, I am Ignignokt and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Ignignokt: We are Mooninites from the Inner Core of the Moon
Err: You said it right!
Ignignokt: Our race is 100’s of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he’s saying.
Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our Moon
Err: We’re the Moon.
Ignignokt: But that would belittle the name of our Moon, which is the Moon.
Err: Point is we’re at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is I don’t give a damn.
Shuts door
Ignignokt: Is your ego satisfied?
Err: Damn no.
Ignignokt: No
Err: Look room for rent.
Ignignokt: Yes, room for rent
Loot
Steal
Kill
In an organized manner
(Not necessarily in this order)
As long as you make a profit off it and don’t get caught we are all proud of you.
PS: if this is the UEE disregard this message for your own benefit. Its a big galaxy and accidents can happen.
Random pirate attack
Internal sabotage
Falling down stairs
Engine and life support failure
But we wouldn’t do any of this we are an organization of model citizens.
-No in-fighting unless in the Pit (whatever that is I was just told to write this )
-No ratting your fellow members out ( snitches get stitches that’s what I was told to write)
-Cargo/ Loot should be divided based on performance on the job
-Jobs not taken under the organization (in your own time) is your own money
-Ship maintenance (fuel, weapons, modules etc) is on a priority base – to make it simple we can pool together and help members out with their goals and needs but based on the companies need.
-Respect other members (or take it outside in deep space where no one is watching)
-Jobs taken under Hyperion will dealt with in a professional manner ( all though that is to say just get the job done with as little collateral damage) and and have fun in the process
-Payout divided based on performance for missions under Hyperion.
-People leaving the company can join back if they are on good terms with our CEO’s.
-Those who are not in good standing and leave will be on a special list for people with special talents.