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Penguins Can't Fly / PCF

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“Defying mother nature since the day we earned our wings.”

History Manifesto Charter

History

PENGUINS IN SPACE

This Penguin Colony found its beginning in school amongst friends in the reaches of the great frigid north. Yearning to someday fly, they banded together and found a way to break away from the mundane drudgery of gravity, and finally make it up to the stars!

Ambition, Motivation, and Opportunity is our way.

Maybe you’re a Penguin just like us looking to make it big and defy the impossible, look for the small Recruitment sign in the back, and we’ll take care of you!

Manifesto

We are Penguin Pioneers

We will do whatever it takes to become the biggest toughest Penguin Colony in the ‘Verse!

Whatever your needs are, Penguin Professional Services Corporation offers competitive rates to get your job done!

  • Need to get something/someone moved from one place to another? PENGUIN SPACE TRANSPORT provides affordable options to make sure it gets there fast and safe!
  • Need to get rid of something? PENGUIN SCRAP MANAGEMENT will make it disappear!
  • Need defense? PENGUIN SPACE PROTECTION can offer you safety in numbers!
  • Need offense? Call on the PENGUIN SPACE MARINES as these angry birds specialize in the pecking out of eyeballs!
  • Need someone captured? PENGUIN JUSTICE SERVICES are vigilant and swift!
  • Need something stolen? Penguins sure are slippery, look no further than PENGUIN PIRACY OPERATORS!

Charter

Welcome to the Pecking Order!

Membership is open to all Penguins and the rules are simple:

(1) All Penguins are colony members and can have a say in all Penguin Colony affairs.

(2) Roles: All roles as Penguin Air Bosses, Penguin Outreach, and Penguin Intake Specialists are open to only those willing to accept the responsibility of maintaining the Penguin Colony, to spend time to coordinate operations for the Penguin Fleet, to develop plans and strategies for the colony, and to keep the colony in good working order. Simply stated, if you want the role, it can be yours if you’re willing to put the work into it.

(3) Ranks: Penguin Colony ranks are not meant as a hierarchy, but are meant to recognize those who have stood with us over time or are doing important work for the colony. – All new Penguins begin as a Flightless Bird for the first two weeks as they get used to our operations and are then are given the rank of a Colony Member. – All Penguins who stay with the us for more than 3 months earn the rank of Experienced Colony Member. – All Penguins who stay with the colony more than 6 months earn the rank of Senior Colony Member. – All Penguins who currently play a role in the colony will be recognized with the rank of Penguin Colony Staff. – The rank of Penguin Colony Founder recognizes the hard work of members who complete significant work to get this colony started and established.