Profiteering and Space Exploitation Corp. / PROFITEX

We believe in capitalism and profit. Why?

• Being able to decide who to work for and what to do while being paid for it
• Having the possibility to aggregate wealth and private property
• Having access to free markets

All these are bound to one word, one belief: The idea of capitalism.

How does this affect me?

• Are you disgusted by poor people who prefer to whine about their pitiful lives instead of making sure we can enjoy our wine?
• Are you angry about those who call for the absurd illusion of economic equality, ignoring the fact that their dream means nothing else than everyone’s poverty?
• Are you tired of them not understanding that they can’t buy happiness with money, because their real destiny and source of happiness is to increase our profit?

If you answered these questions with “YES”, we might be the ones you are looking for.

If you are already sold on this idea, you understood the concept of profit, please proceed to the next page. Welcome fellow capitalist.

Otherwise, your brain is probably still infested by socialist ideas and those need to be purged. Tovarishch, please continue reading:

Our world is not a better world because of science, because of religion or a changed human race. Our world is made possible by capitalism and capitalism made everything else achievable.

But as long as there are misbeliefs, as long as there is socialism, there is not only room for improvement, but also need for protection. We shall not stand idly by while they try to take what is rightfully ours.

Being idle is being unproductive, being useless. When the Imperium Romanum stopped expanding, it collapsed. If a company does so, it will be forced out of business. One of history’s lessons: never stop exploiting , never disregard profit opportunities.

And always protect your rightfully acquired wealth. Or use appropriate means to gain it. From the exercitus Romanus to the Spanish Armada, Royal Navy, United States Navy or the Imperial Starfleet: Having a strong military backbone enforcing one’s profit only hurts those who don’t have it.

In space, the fleet is your senior service. And within this fleet, capital ships are paramount. They don’t call the important ones social ships. If capital ships are beaten, the navy is beaten. If the rest of the navy is beaten, capital ships can still operate. They just have to get their coffee somewhere else, because the socialists are gone. But they can do so by just exploiting someone without capital ships. In the end, one has to have more capital ships, you might even say capitalist ships.

Tovarishch, at this point even you must have grasped why capitalism is superior, but to ensure your brain being absolutely cleansed of misbelief, please continue.

And please refrain from being called comrade in any language, it is wrong to do so.

We at PROFITEX, the pristine Profiteering and Space Exploitation Corporation of our time, have learned from mankind’s mistakes. We embrace being capitalists. We are willing to continue in a long and proud tradition of profiteers, chasing any income and reducing our costs. We are more than ready to enforce our interests violently, as long as we don’t overpay. We are not only reasonably certain, we are absolutely convinced we have found the perfect balance of life. It is positive.

We will follow in the path of our parent companies and empires, seeking profit and exploiting the universe with our ships.

From this point forward, our history will become one with the parable of profit. We were given talents, we intend to reap and gather with interest.

If you want to find your story here, even if it is just an advertisement, contact us.