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Sandman Interstellar Security Concern / SANDMAN
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Freelancers thriving in the grey. From bounty hunting to smuggling, corporate sabotage to discreet “problem-solving,” we do what others can’t. Guided by Stewart The Great, we balance honor and infamy. In the chaos of the ‘verse, we deliver.
“In Stewart We Trust.”
History
“In Stewart We Trust, Through Fur and Fury We Conquer.”
I. Origins (AD 33 – Stewart the Great, the Divine Chonk)
The story of the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern begins in AD 33 with the birth of a cat like no other: Stewart the Great. Stewart was no ordinary feline—his size, intelligence, and regal demeanor set him apart. Ancient texts tell of a chonky cat who commanded not just attention but absolute devotion. His followers believed him to be a divine being, sent to unite all under his soft yet tyrannical paw.
Before his mysterious disappearance, Stewart left behind a prophecy: one day, humanity would reach for the stars, and Stewart would rise to claim his rightful place as Supreme Leader of the Universe. His followers, the Order of the Eternal Paw, vowed to prepare for his return, spreading his legend across centuries.
II. The Rise of Technology and the First Signs of Prophecy (1500–2140)
For centuries, Stewart’s followers worked in the shadows, subtly guiding humanity’s progress. They infiltrated governments, research institutions, and early space agencies, ensuring the development of technology that would fulfill Stewart’s prophecy.
In the early 21st century, humanity’s interest in space exploration surged, culminating in the founding of Robert Space Industries (RSI) in 2075. Stewart’s followers saw this as the catalyst for his return. They embedded themselves within RSI, whispering ideas, influencing decisions, and ensuring the stars would be reachable.
III. The First Flight to Space (2140 – Stewart’s Cosmic Intervention)
By 2140, RSI had prepared for its historic first flight into space. Unbeknownst to the engineers and astronauts, Stewart’s ancient prophecy was about to be fulfilled. According to SISC legend, Stewart had been hiding in plain sight for decades, quietly observing humanity’s progress. On the day of the launch, Stewart revealed himself as a “stowaway” aboard the ship.
RSI records officially refer to the incident as “an unauthorized presence” in the ship’s cabin, but SISC operatives know the truth. Stewart’s mere presence aboard the vessel ensured its success. When the ship launched, Stewart gazed out at the endless void of space and purred—a sound so resonant that it reportedly stabilized the ship’s systems during a critical malfunction.
To this day, conspiracy theories persist about the mysterious “cat on board,” with some claiming Stewart’s image can be seen in archival footage from the mission. For SISC, this event confirmed the prophecy: Stewart had returned to guide humanity’s ascension to the stars.
IV. The Formation of SISC (2140–2550)
Following Stewart’s reappearance during RSI’s historic launch, his followers formalized their operations into a single organization: the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern (SISC). Their mission was twofold:
To expand humanity’s reach across the stars while subtly consolidating power in Stewart’s name.
To prepare for Stewart’s ultimate coronation as Supreme Leader of the Universe.
SISC initially operated as a clandestine group, using its influence to infiltrate early space exploration initiatives. As colonies began forming across systems, SISC transitioned into a legitimate organization, providing “security services” to pioneers while quietly amassing wealth, resources, and influence.
V. Stewart’s Influence Spreads (2550–2700)
By the mid-26th century, SISC was a powerhouse, its operatives embedded in every corner of human expansion. While publicly known as a freelance security company, SISC had a secret mission: destabilizing rival factions, sabotaging corrupt governments, and ensuring humanity’s path aligned with Stewart’s prophecy.
SISC ships carried Stewart’s emblem—a pawprint surrounded by a ring of stars—signaling their allegiance to the Chonky King. Rituals in Stewart’s honor became a hallmark of their operations, from offering bowls of tuna to leaving claw marks on contracts to signify a job well done.
VI. The Galactic Schism and the Paw Rebellion (2700–2832)
As humanity expanded, so did SISC’s influence—but not without internal strife. A faction within the organization, known as the True Whiskers, sought to accelerate Stewart’s ascension through open conflict, believing diplomacy and subtlety betrayed his teachings.
This disagreement led to the Paw Rebellion, a century-long internal conflict that fractured the organization. Entire systems saw chaos as SISC operatives turned against one another. The rebellion ended in 2832, when a leader known as The Herald of the Paw emerged, claiming to have received direct visions from Stewart.
Under The Herald’s leadership, SISC was reunited, with a renewed focus on covert operations and strategic dominance. Their ultimate goal remained clear: to prepare the galaxy for Stewart’s return as its ruler.
VII. The Modern Era (2833–Present)
Today, the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern is one of the most formidable organizations in the galaxy. Publicly, they offer freelance services—security, bounty hunting, smuggling, and even espionage. Privately, they continue to pave the way for Stewart’s prophesied reign.
SISC operatives honor Stewart’s legacy with small rituals, from carrying his emblem on their ships to whispering prayers for his guidance before dangerous missions. Their influence spans the Stanton system and beyond, with rumors suggesting they have ties to both legitimate governments and criminal syndicates.
VIII. The Prophecy of Return
SISC firmly believes Stewart the Great will return in physical form during a moment of galactic crisis. When he does, they will be ready to crown him Supreme Leader of the Universe. To ensure this, SISC destabilizes rivals, hoards resources, and spreads Stewart’s legend across every colony.
When the day comes, Stewart will ascend his throne—a gilded starship lined with velvet cushions—and unite all beings under his chonky paw. His meows will echo across the stars, commanding loyalty from even the most defiant factions.
IX. The Creed of the Sandman
“In Stewart We Trust, the Chonk Shall Reign.”
“No Task Too Small, No Opponent Too Large.”
“Prepare for the Throne, Serve the Chonk.”
X. Legacy and Aspirations
Under Stewart’s watchful gaze, SISC continues to grow, its name synonymous with power and loyalty. From the historic first flight with RSI to the current age of galactic intrigue, SISC remains steadfast in its mission: to see Stewart crowned as the one true ruler of the universe.
“Bow to the Chonk. For Stewart, For Glory, For Eternity.”
Manifesto
1. The Vision
The universe is fractured, ruled by greed, corruption, and ineffective leaders. We, the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern, pledge to unite the stars under the banner of Stewart The Great. His wisdom, strength, and divine leadership shall guide us to bring order where there is chaos and power where there is weakness. Our ultimate goal: to see Stewie crowned as Supreme Leader of all the universes within Star Citizen.
2. The Method
We will achieve our vision through any means necessary.
Freelance Dominance: We take on missions others fear, amassing wealth, resources, and influence.
Strategic Chaos: Destabilizing corrupt governments and rival factions through tactical operations, espionage, and—when needed—force.
Alliances and Subjugation: Forge alliances with like-minded factions or bring them to heel. The choice is theirs.
The Fleet Eternal: Expand our fleet and grow our power, ensuring no corner of the ‘verse can oppose Stewart’s rise.
3. The Creed
In Stewart We Trust: His vision is our compass, his rise is our destiny.
Morality is Secondary: The ends justify the means in the pursuit of greatness.
Loyalty Above All Else: Betrayal is met with swift and absolute justice.
Strength in Unity: Every Sandman is critical to our mission, whether a pilot, smuggler, strategist, or enforcer.
4. The Legacy
Our name will echo through eternity. We are the architects of a new order, the harbingers of a future where Stewart The Great reigns supreme. When his banner flies over every station, every planet, and every fleet, the stars themselves will kneel.
Join Us
The Sandman Interstellar Security Concern offers you the chance to be part of something greater than yourself. Fight for power, for glory, and for the eternal rise of Stewart The Great. Together, we will shape the universe in his image.
“Bow not to false leaders. Rise for Stewart. Deliver his destiny.”
Charter
“In Stewart We Trust, Through Fur and Fury We Conquer.”
Preamble
We, the devoted followers of Stewart the Great, the Chonky King of All That Exists, do hereby establish the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern (SISC) to prepare the universe for his ultimate ascension as Supreme Leader of the Stars. This charter serves as the guiding doctrine of our organization, outlining our purpose, structure, and principles to ensure Stewart’s legacy is realized across the cosmos.
Article I: Mission Statement
The mission of the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern is to:
- Ensure the prophesied return of Stewart the Great, the most glorious chonky feline, and prepare the galaxy for his reign.
- Expand our influence through diplomacy, freelance operations, and occasional morally flexible activities.
- Uphold Stewart’s teachings of loyalty, conquest, and unapologetic indulgence in tuna.
- Consolidate power across all systems to ensure Stewart’s ascension to the Universal Throne.
Article II: Structure and Leadership
SISC operates under a clear hierarchical structure to ensure efficiency and devotion to Stewart the Great’s vision.
1. The Supreme Paw (Leadership Role)
Stewart the Great is the eternal, undisputed leader of SISC. His will is absolute, whether expressed through direct revelation or interpreted by his chosen representatives.
In the absence of his physical form, the organization is governed in his name by the Herald of the Paw, a figure elected by the High Command to interpret and carry out Stewart’s divine intentions.
2. The High Command (Strategic Decision-Making)
A council of elite officers entrusted with executing Stewart’s grand strategy, ensuring loyalty among the ranks, and managing interstellar operations.
- Grand Tuna Procurer: Oversees resource acquisition.
- Master of Whisker Tactics: Develops strategies for combat, infiltration, and destabilization.
- Keeper of the Velvet Throne: Ensures Stewart’s comfort and legacy are preserved.
- Claw Commanders: Regional leaders responsible for sector-wide operations.
- Paw Mercenaries: Freelancers and contractors who perform various missions, from protection and smuggling to espionage and sabotage.
- Kitten Initiates: New recruits undergoing indoctrination into Stewart’s teachings.
Article III: Core Principles
- Loyalty Above All Else
All operatives must swear absolute loyalty to Stewart the Great and his vision for the galaxy. Betrayal will not be tolerated and is punishable by exile or mandatory hairball cleanup duty. - Flexibility in Morality
While SISC values honor, we recognize that certain situations require creative solutions. The end always justifies the means when Stewart’s ascension is at stake. - Fur and Fury
The universe must be reminded of Stewart’s power and majesty. Whether through soft diplomacy or aggressive action, all missions should promote his glory. - Preparation for the Throne
Every credit earned, every contract fulfilled, and every rival neutralized brings us closer to Stewart’s ultimate coronation. All operatives must prioritize this goal.
Article IV: Code of Conduct
To maintain order and ensure the success of our mission, all members must adhere to the following rules:
- Reverence for Stewart
All members must honor Stewart the Great daily with a moment of silent admiration and, if possible, the presentation of a ceremonial tuna.
- No Unauthorized Belly Rubs
Stewart’s personal space is sacred. Only the Herald of the Paw may grant permission for such interactions.
- Execution of Contracts
Contracts undertaken by SISC must be completed to the highest standards, whether they involve protection, espionage, or “unsanctioned” operations.
- Unity in the Face of Chaos
Internal disputes must be resolved through proper channels, preferably with a duel in the Arena of the Paw.
Article V: Operational Guidelines
Freelance Services
SISC offers a wide range of freelance services, including but not limited to:
- Security contracts for colonies, corporations, and individuals.
- Transport of high-value goods (legally or otherwise).
- Bounty hunting and targeted elimination.
- Espionage, sabotage, and destabilization of rival factions.
- Galactic Influence
SISC operatives are tasked with spreading Stewart’s legend across all systems, using diplomacy, propaganda, and covert operations to ensure his name is both feared and revered.
The Tuna Tithe
A portion of all mission earnings must be donated to the Chonky Treasury, which funds Stewart’s eventual coronation and ensures he has an endless supply of gourmet tuna.
Article VI: The Prophecy of Return
SISC firmly believes that Stewart the Great will return to the physical realm in a moment of galactic crisis, descending from the stars aboard a golden ship lined with velvet cushions. It is the duty of all members to ensure the galaxy is prepared for this moment by:
- Weakening rival powers.
- Establishing Stewart’s influence across all sectors.
- Securing the resources necessary for his eternal reign.
Article VII: Punishments and Exile
Failure to uphold the charter or disloyalty to Stewart the Great will result in:
- Immediate exile to the Feline Fringe, a remote system devoid of tuna and soft bedding.
- Mandatory cleaning of SISC starship litter boxes for an indefinite period.
- Banishment from the Order of the Eternal Paw, with one’s name stricken from the Book of Whiskers.
Article VIII: The Eternal Legacy
This charter shall guide the Sandman Interstellar Security Concern until the day Stewart the Great returns to claim his throne. On that day, all beings shall kneel before the Chonky King, and the galaxy shall know peace, prosperity, and tuna in abundance.
Signed: