You’ll find us when you need it. When there is work to be done, or valuables to be hauled, you can count on our expertise. See you in the Verse, preferably on our side.

Recruitment Status: Space Derek (Who knows what this means?!)

History Manifesto Charter

History

SPACE COWBOIZ

WE MOVE SHIT! PEOPLE, STEEL, DRUGS, EVEN YO’ MAMA! WHATEVER YOU WANT MOVED! YOU PUT IT IN A BOX, WE MOVE IT.

Our History

Founded on the 6th of April, 2018 A.D., this organization aims to protect those who need protection and have a little fun being space bikers. If you are ever in need of our services, don’t hesitate to contact us.
This message is approved by Space Derek.

Founding Members

SP3CT3R – Likes to avoid social contact and has a soft spot for adorable animals.
Kritacello – Too cool for even your grandpa, this man can draw just about anything fictional or realistic – except for your life, of course.
Ninja_Unic0rn – He is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he is all out of bubble gum. Always. Out. Of. Bubble. Gum.

Manifesto

We kill shit, we transport shit, we go home. We jail people, we kill people, we go home. Welcome to the life of a space cowboy!

Charter

DEREK is the Lord Himself

This is self explanatory. If it isn’t, you may want to back out slowly before our trained guns have their sights on you.

Don’t Be A Douche

Don’t need a dictionary for this. Just be a nice guy to everyone you meet on the space ranch. Except for those slimy ass hats we are going to hunt, and you too Milly, stealing my heart and then running away with it. I’ve had to use a mechanical one ever since that one time!…

No Stealing Stuff

We are hunters and protectors first and foremost. Don’t take stuff that isn’t yours! It’s common sense. If you do take something that isn’t yours, then let’s just say the gun barrels won’t be clean for long.

Be Trustworthy

Again, no need for a dictionary definition. Just be honest and don’t talk behind people’s backs. Its short and simple.

Space Cowboiz / SBOIZ