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Spaceships Anonymous / SPACEANON
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Spaceships Anonymous: A politically incorrect organization for spaceship addicts. F#ck your feelings, LET’S FLY SPACESHIPS!
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“If George Carlin played Star Citizen, he’d be in Spaceships Anonymous.” – Some guy, probably
History
Welcome to Spaceships Anonymous: A politically incorrect Star Citizen organization!
We have few rules, and only a small number of requirements.
1. Members must be over 18 years old. You wouldn’t want your kids here, trust us.
2. Members must have a thick skin! That being said, when asked to cool it, make like a fridge and chill. Humor is great but nobody likes to have their ass ridden constantly.
3. The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Loyalty is everything. Traitors will be keelhauled and traded to the Banu for casks of alien whiskey and back issues of Penthouse.
4. Above all, HAVE FUN! Don’t forget that’s why you’re here.
5. Personal Attacks and Personal Threats will not be tolerated. If you cannot be civil then you will be banned.
We utilize Discord for communications, and an invitation link will be provided to applicants upon approval of your membership application. If you miss this link please use the Spectrum system and send a message to Director @Rougaroux!
-The Overseer
P.S. If you aren’t addicted to spaceships when you get here, you will be soon enough!
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”–George Santayana
Manifesto
Serial killers and other undesirables have a manifesto.
Spaceships Anonymous has a mission statement!
“Our mission is to travel to exotic, distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them. Then we will put their corpses into compromising suggestive positions and take hilarious screenshots. After lunch we might take over a planet or two and populate it with strip clubs, casinos, race tracks and distilleries.”
Here at Spaceships Anonymous, real life takes precedence. We all have families, jobs, and real-world commitments. Here at SA we understand this and fully support our members. However, your brothers and sisters depend upon you to keep your word and it would be a courtesy that would be greatly appreciated if some form of notification is given should real life intrude upon your Spaceships obligation.
If you are with us, we will be with you, both in the meat world and in the digital world. After all, if you can’t count on the associations you choose who exactly can you count on?
-The Directors
Charter
Charter of Spaceships Anonymous
Spaceships Anonymous is an association of pilots who have chosen to associate with a group that values freedom of expression above all else. There is no “Safe Space” that exists within this organization. If you choose to engage in discussion on politics, religion, or any other real world issue then you will be doing so at your own risk. If you do not possess the ability to be self-critical and can’t laugh at yourself, perhaps this is not the home for you. We are crude, vulgar, loud, proud of who we are, and where we have been to get here. We make bad jokes and say things that would get you ostracized from polite company. Your Mom probably hates us. We wear the world’s labels as badges of honor.
We are also unflinchingly loyal to our allies and ruthlessly vicious to our enemies. We can be the best friends you ever had or the worst enemies you can possibly imagine. If you are with us you will not be belittled, ignored, or cast aside. We might tell you to grow a pair, hydrate, or rub some dirt on it, but make no mistake you are a valued member of our organization and we will defend you to the last. There are no “lesser members” or “little guys” here. There are only our Brothers and Sisters, and then there is everyone else.
Here at Spaceships Anonymous, we have fun and take care of business second, and in that order. We hope you will join us.
Spaceships Anonymous
Established December 2021