Space Bums – Odd Jobs by Odd Balls.
Space Bums’ founder, Cytreen Spiegel, accidentally launches the first spaceship—a giant banana—while trying to make a smoothie. The crew spends weeks floating in orbit, surviving on banana splits.
Space Bums challenge a rival crew to a zero-G dance battle. Captain Disco Nebula performs the wormhole waltz, winning the title of Galactic Groove Champion. The trophy? A glittery moon rock.
Space Bums run out of cosmic popcorn during a movie night. Desperate measures ensue: crew members start nibbling on asteroid crumbs and stardust. Captain Munch Crunch declares, “This is nacho average snack!”
Space Bums encounter a friendly alien species—the Quoktopians. They communicate through interpretive dance and share their recipe for quasar quiche. Turns out, quasars are quite cheesy.
Crew members revolt against the mandatory wearing of cosmic onesies. The rebellion is quelled when Captain Sparkle Unicorn unveils the ultimate onesie: a rainbow-striped, jet-powered suit.
Space Bums engage in a fierce karaoke battle with the rival crew, the Astro Crooners. Hits include “Rocket Man” (sung while orbiting Mars) and “Bohemian Rhapsody (in Zero-G).” The universe applauds.
Space Bums accidentally steer the Banana Cruiser into a black hole. Inside, they discover a cosmic disco where time moves backward. Captain Funky Wormhole learns the Macarena in reverse.
Space Bums encounter a nebula made entirely of space nachos. They spend days floating through cheesy goodness, occasionally shouting, “Dude, this is nacho average snack!”
Space Bums perform stand-up comedy for alien civilizations. Their best joke: “Why did the neutron star refuse to pay its parking ticket? Because it had no charge!”
Space Bums host a tea party on the rings of Saturn. The dress code: spacesuits with top hats and monocles. Captain Earl Grey serves cosmic chamomile and asteroid scones.
Space Bums celebrate their millennium by throwing an afterparty in the Andromeda Galaxy. The DJ? DJ Quasar Beats. The dance floor? A swirling vortex of stardust and laughter.
Space Bums—where gravity is optional, laughter is mandatory, and the universe is our playground.
The Space Bums is an organization dedicated to maximizing enjoyment while exploring all that Star Citizen has to offer. We strive to create an inclusive environment where members are not burdened by a complex, military-like structure or made to feel inferior or superior based on the size of their personal fleet. At Space Bums, everyone is equal. While we maintain an organized structure, we do not have ranks, commanding officers, or drill sergeants. Our primary goal is to have fun in the next BDSS!
At Space Bums, we understand that everyone’s time is valuable. We are all here to enjoy Star Citizen and make the most of our gaming experience. Therefore, we prioritize respecting each other’s time and commitments. Whether you have a few minutes or several hours to play, your participation is always appreciated.
We encourage members to communicate their availability and preferences openly. This helps us plan activities that everyone can enjoy without feeling rushed or pressured. Our goal is to create a relaxed and enjoyable environment where fun is the primary focus.
Remember, Space Bums is about having a good time and exploring the vast universe of Star Citizen together. Let’s make every moment count and ensure that everyone feels welcome and valued.
Space Bums aims to experience every aspect of Star Citizen, from bounty hunting and mercenary work to trading, exploring, mining, and even a bit of pirating. We embrace all play styles and encourage members to explore how each one works. We are not bound by any specific rules on how to play the game. However, we do offer optional activities for our members, including:
We have observed that many organizations adopt a military-like structure, which can alienate players who prefer a more relaxed environment. We aim to appeal to players who want to play with a group without being bossed around, those who prefer to play with a few friends, and those who want to command their own ship as they see fit. Our goal is to be as inclusive as possible.
Mission Classifications
To sustain our organization, we undertake missions and jobs from other organizations. Each job falls into one of three classifications, which indicate the level of risk and survivability for the player:
Under the F.F.S, ship captains have the freedom to run their ships as they see fit. Each captain is responsible for their crew’s actions at all times. Members are encouraged to form ad-hoc groups with other online members, establishing a command structure for the duration of the session. F.F.S groups do not hold rank over other members, but players are expected to follow their captain’s orders when crewing another player’s ship.
Unlike traditional ranking systems, we do not segregate members by arbitrary ranks. Every member, regardless of the number or cost of their ships, is considered an equal and integral part of Space Bums.
The Space Bums is an Organization dedicated to having as much fun experiencing all that Star Citizen has to offer. This will include all aspects of the game, mercenary work, bounty hunter, trading, information brokering, exploration, and industrial manufacturing. The Space Bums organization will provide a collectivized goal in which many can thrive. It is our mission to experience the many aspects of the game while having as much fun as possible. None of our members should ever have to feel that Star Citizen is a second job.
We aim to misbehave. (Section will be filled upon the release of game mechanics details)
The Organization is structured in a way to allow as much flexibility as per the games many aspects. Employing a laissez-fair approach, the Organization uses a three headed model for its leadership, The Council. In the event that Organizations policies need to be amended/changed/addendum they must gain the unanimous support of the Counsel to be ratified/enacted. If the amended/changed/addendum to the Organizations policies do not have unanimous support the Council will deliberate and make changes and/or modify the proposed in order to reach a unanimous decision. If a unanimous decision cannot be reached the proposed will be struck down. Any decision agreed upon by the Council will be given adequate time for the organizations members to review.
Organization members are encourage to form teams from the available members who are not currently a part of an existing team. The Teams will be rated against each other for some friendly inner-organization competition and will help determine the Teams organization standing. Teams will be limited in size but that size has yet to be determined.
The mission classification system is comprised of three levels Normal, S-Class, and SS-Class. Each classification is an exponential increase in difficulty from the level that preceded it. Every member of the Organization is required to follow it regardless of their position or the length of their membership. All members regardless of their skill will start with Normal class missions regardless of past service with another Organization. If you join our Organization you will be bound to the mission class system. In other words all members will start at the Normal Class Classification. Missions are given there rank based upon the prospective difficulty and the risk associated with said mission.
The Ship Policy applies to every member of the organization. It is still a work in progress and is subject to change when CIG defines game system mechanics.
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Multi-Crew Ships
Organization Operations
Organization Teams