FLJK FORCES SUCCESSFULLY COMBAT PROVEN BY TIER ZERO OPERATIONAL PL12 OPERATOR “C” (CALL SIGN ALPHA SOLID SNAKE BATMAN)
AT THE COMMAND OF FLJK HIGH SCRATCHING POST, FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES GO TO WAR.
TEAM BRAVO DELTA 101ST BIG GOON ONE IS DEPLOYED OFF THE VERY QUICK AND FAST AND SPEEDY REACTION RESPONSE FORCE TEAM SHIP USS ONE OF OURS (VQFSRRFTS)
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FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES SUCCESSFULLY FIND AND DESTROY A LARGE SHIPMENT OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATIVES TOTALLY DO NOT BREAK THEIR WATCH THAT THE HIGH SCRATCHING POST GAVE THEM BY RAMMING IT.
FLJK TIER 0 VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATIONAL OPERATORS STORM A HONEYPOT FACTORY, WHILE THEY TAKE CAUSALITIES
FLJK LEADERSHIP PROCLAIMS THAT IT WAS “TOTALLY WORTH IT” EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AN OBVIOUS TRAP.
NOTABLE ACTIONS: OPERATIONAL PL12 VERY SPECIAL FORCES TIER 0 OPERATOR “L” (CODENAME: FLYING FOXTROT ALPHA SPACE WAFFLE) DISPLAYING A LARGE PICTURE OF WINNE THE POO.*
3 FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES OPERATORS TRY TO BE WISE AND PROGRAM THEIR TIME MACHINE WRONG.
BRAVE FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES REALIZE THAT KITTENS ARE PRETTY COOL. AFTER FINALLY FIXING THE FLJK VERY SPECIAL FORCES TIME MACHINE
VERY SPECIAL FORCES ARE TASKED WITH OPERATING OPERATIONALLY IN THE RED SEA FOR THE 1ST TIME. NOTABLE OPERATIONAL VICTORIES ARE OPERATED.
VERY SPECIAL FORCES ARE TASKED WITH ONLY MAKING GOOD POSTS IN AN EFFORT TO BRING THE FOREVER WAR TO A CLOSE. SUCCESSFULLY DECAPITATING THE LEADERSHIP OF THE OPFOR BANDIT LEADERS WITH PRECISION GOOD POSTS, THE SUPER SEKRIT TEIR 0 OPERATORS SUCCEED WHERE ALL OTHERS COULDN’T BE BOTHERED HAVE FAILED*.
THIS IS THE REAL CHARTER.
SEE HOW WE CAUGHT YOU UNAWARE. THAT’S US OPERATING IN AN OPERATIONAL MANNER WITH OUR MASTERMIND PLANS.
1. YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO OPERATE OPERATIONALLY 23 HOURS A DAY. ONE HOUR IS YOUR OWN, ‘FREETIME’ TO STUDY MANUALS ON OPERATING OPERATIONALLY IN A OPERATIONAL ENVIRONMENT WHILE BEING A ELITE TIER 0 FLJK OPERATOR.