Making deliveries to the farthest reaches and darkest pits so you don’t have to. Our crew is expendable, your package is not!.
Vermögen Heavy Industries was first founded in 2840 by the great dread pirate Scruffy. The company was supposed to be the legal arm of his operation should he ever wish to segway out of the lucrative pirate sector. During one of his many drunken card games Scruffy had found himself on the losing side of an ever increasing bet. In a drastic attempt to keep face the Dread Pirate Scruffy bet Vermögen Heavy Industries against the now current owner, Professor Hubert Farnsworth. Using his forward time machine he was able to secure the bet and win the company.
The company has had many iterations before finaly becoming an intergalactic delivery service. In its early days under the Dread pirate Scruffy Vermögen started as a laundry mat, lacking any real planing past “washing” his money. Later in his career Scruffy had the laundry mat converted into a pizza shop that he thought he could some day run as a legitimate owner. It was at this stage in the companies short life that Professor Farnsworth was able to wrestle it from the grasps of scruffy and make the company legal. It was his goal to fund continued research after being ousted from Mars University with the small pizzaria but soon found himself pulled in a different direction. With his research requiring data gathered from across the Sol system it was only fitting that he retire his space pizza delivery fleet and rebrand the company as a taxi service. This last one week exactly ending with the stranding of a customer on Pluto due to “Bad Hygiene” as the Professor put it. With the paint still fresh on his fleet Vermögen was born as it remains today, your first choice in intergalactic package delivery.
As stated in our companies history our end goal is your payment. To this effect we maintain UEE minimums aboard all our delivery craft for our crews. With this cost saving measure we are able to reinforce the security of your cargo with no extra cost. Our crew receives only rudimentary safety training with the primary focus being on cargo protection. You may ask yourself “ how are they getting away with this price!”. Well let me tell you, by hiring our crew from the unemployment line and offering just enough over what they are collecting combined with the cost saving practices Professor Farsnworth has perfected, the crew turnover remains high but the overall cost stays far lower then a traditional business offering 401ks or health plans. All of this makes so WE CAN PASS THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU!
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